I was reviewing the difference between venom and poison with Alaric and Treanna earlier:
Me: Okay, so if you got stung by a bee, is that venom or poison?
Me: Right! If you got bit by a snake?
Me: Very good! What if you drank a jar of formaldehyde?
Me: What about eating toadstools?
Me: What about a scorpion whacking you on the foot?
Me: What if a big guy with a beard kisses you on the forehead? [kisses Alaric on forehead]
Treanna: That’s not either!
Alaric: That’s a good thing!
Me: What if the guy is Peter Jackson?
Alaric: [thinks for a moment]…venom!