Actual conversation at the dinner table this evening:
Treanna: I have three boyfriends on my list.
Devin: No, you don’t.
Stephanie: You don’t have any boyfriends. You’re not mature enough.
Treanna: What does that mean?
Devin: It means that you need a lot more practice in being friends with people before you’re anywhere near ready to have a boyfriend.
Treanna: That’s what I’m trying to do, but T. keeps running away!
Treanna: T. thinks I want to marry him, but I don’t want that just yet.
Oy, vey. Santa might have a shotgun for me this Christmas.