On a break this afternoon with co-workers Jon, Kevin, and Ryan, the idea for a new reality show was born. I hate “reality” TV — but I might watch this one.
It all started with Jon suggesting that it would probably be very entertaining to follow Wesley Snipes around prison, as he’d be likely to be jumping over tables and kicking drug dealers in the face. (“You’re Wesley Snipes! What are you doing here?” “I killed vampires.” “Cool!”) Kevin chimed in with the idea of just putting cameras in and making it a reality show. Jon suggested adding Jean-Claude Van Damme to the mix. Ryan suggested that Christopher Walken needed to be in there somewhere, so I had to point out that he’d of course be the prison warden.
I also suggested that the show start immediately and run until December, just to give everyone an alternative to election nonsense. Oh, yeah, we’d get John McCain to host it.
Jon, bless his heart, has the perfect title: Snipe Hunt.